funny gnome sayings
1. I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.2. I'm not small, I'm fun-sized.3. I may be small, but my personality i
1. I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.2. I'm not small, I'm fun-sized.3. I may be small, but my personality i
1. You're despicable! 2. Sufferin' succotash!3. It's mine, mine, all mine!4. I'm not crazy, I just don't give a d
1. You gotta keep your swagger tight, your game right, and always be ready to bring the funny.2. Life is like a baske
1. Everything happens for a reason.2. This too shall pass.3. One day at a time.4. Stay positive, work hard, make
1. Be your own kind of beautiful.2. Stay sassy, classy, and a little bad-assy.3. Confidence is the best outfit, roc
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A penny saved is a penny earne
Here are some ideas for autism-related sayings that could be featured on t-shirts:1. Different, not less.2. Autism is
1. Amore, come la luna, non ha mai un lato oscuro. (Love, like the moon, never has a dark side.)2. Il vero amore non
1. The truth will set you free. - John 8:322. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde3. The truth
1. Debits and credits are like a seesaw - you gotta balance them out or you'll end up in the accounting circus!2. Wor
1. Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.2. Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing me
1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.2. Beer goggles: making everyone look like a perfect 10.3. In beer goggl
1. You're the heart of our family, Happy Valentine's Day!2. Love is family, and I love our family so much!3. Family
1. Sisters forever2. Sister love3. Sisters by heart4. Soul sisters5. Side by side or miles apart, sisters will
1. Alpha Omicron Pi: Where sisters become family.2. Sisters by chance, Alpha Omicron Pi by choice.3. Living the val
1. Hidup ini indah jika kita pandai mensyukuri apa yang ada. (Life is beautiful if we know how to be grateful for what
1. You're the sprinkles to my donut.2. Donut forget how much I love you.3. You're the jelly to my donut.4. Donut
1. I fight what you fear.2. I run into burning buildings while you run away from spiders.3. I put out fires, but I
Here are some humorous sayings related to snowman poop:1. Do you want to build a snowman? Just watch out for the poop
1. Faith is the key that unlocks the door to endless possibilities.2. Don't just go to church, be the church.3. Let
Ashfaq Ahmed was a renowned Pakistani writer, playwright, and broadcaster known for his wisdom and insightful sayings. H
1. Hoppy Easter!2. Hare's to a wonderful Easter!3. Somebunny loves you!4. Egg-citing times are ahead!5. Don't w
1. She remembered who she was and the game changed. - Lalah Delia2. A girl should be two things: who and what she wan
1. I am the best and I know it.2. I am superior to everyone else.3. I deserve all the praise and recognition.4. I
1. Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Onc
1. Every dog has its day at the park.2. Barking up the right tree at the dog park.3. Wag more, bark less.4. Life
1. I heard that...2. I'm all ears.3. Listen carefully.4. Can you hear me now?5. It fell on deaf ears.6. I hea
1. Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow2. Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it
1. Als het regent op een feestdag, dan is het huilen met de pet op.Translation: If it rains on a holiday, then it's c
1. The body benefits from movement, and the mind benefits from stillness. - Sakyong Mipham2. Yoga is the journey of t
1. I'm on it like white on rice.2. I've got it covered.3. I'm all over that like a rash.4. I'm on top of it.5.
1. Ahoy, it's a boy/girl!2. Sail away with love for the little one on the way3. Anchors aweigh, a baby is on the wa
What goes around comes around.
1. We block for the glory, not the fame.2. Our job is to protect, not to be noticed.3. We pave the way for the play
1. To the world, you may just be a grandma, but to me, you are the world. Happy Mother's Day!2. Grandma, your love an
1. Farewell, until we meet again.2. May your journey be filled with peace and joy.3. Wishing you all the best in yo
1. You're the icing on my birthday cake, my love.2. Every day with you feels like a celebration, happy birthday!3.
1. Have a dino-mite birthday!2. Hope your birthday is dino-rific!3. Roar-some birthday wishes to you!4. You're di
1. Indulgence is not a sin, it is a necessity. - Robert Louis Stevenson2. There is no pleasure in having nothing to d
1. Caution: Mailbox may contain bills and junk mail. Open at your own risk!2. Please don't feed the mailbox. It's on
1. Live to ride, ride to live.2. The only thing better than a motorcycle is two motorcycles.3. Four wheels move the
1. Prepare for trouble, and make it double!2. We're blasting off again!3. Surrender now, or prepare to fight!4. W
1. November comes and November goes, with the last red berries and the first white snows. - Clyde Watson2. November i
1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.2. Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.3. Side by side
1. Another year older, another year wiser.2. Aged to perfection.3. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is opti
1. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be su
1. A hug is a handshake from the heart. - Unknown2. Sometimes a hug is all you need to make you feel better. - Unkno
1. A spineless man is like a jellyfish, drifting with the currents of life. 2. Spineless people bend with the wind, b
1. Blood may be thicker than water, but poison is thicker than both.2. A toxic sibling is like a snake in the grass,