hilarious funny quotes and sayings
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my face.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my face.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I
1. Tip me and I'll show you a magic trick - I'll make your money disappear!2. Help me retire from this jar and I prom
1. Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth. - Pablo Picasso2. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph
1. Buy now or cry later2. Shop 'til you drop3. Retail therapy is the best therapy4. Life is short, buy the shoes
1. It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.2. It's hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch.3. It'
1. We must fight for our rights and for the betterment of our people.2. Unity is our strength, and we must stand toge
1. Drive as if every child on the street were your own. 2. Safety first, because accidents last. 3. Better late tha
1. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. - African Proverb2
1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.2. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.3. Walking on eggshel
1. May the road rise up to meet you.2. May the wind be always at your back.3. May the sun shine warm upon your face.4. M
1. A mile of highway will take you a mile, but a mile of runway will take you anywhere.2. Flying is hours and hours o
1. Addiction is a family disease. One person may use, but the whole family suffers. - Sherry Strong2. The chains of a
恭喜發財 (gung hei fat choi) - Wishing you prosperity豬年大吉 (jyu nin daai gat) - Good luck in the Year of the Pig身體健康 (san tai
1. Φίλος αληθινός είναι αυτός που είναι δίπλα σου στις δύσκολες στιγμές. (A true friend is the one who is by your side
1. Sip happens2. Coffee: because adulting is hard3. Life happens, coffee helps4. Espresso yourself5. Rise and grind6. Bu
1. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.2. Shoot first, ask questions later.3. Shoot f
1. Don't cry over spilled milk.2. A watched pot never boils.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. The early bird
Here are some quotes and sayings that express feelings of missing and loving someone:1. I miss you like the sun misses
Jacob Rees-Mogg, a British politician known for his traditional and formal manner of speaking, has become somewhat of a
1. I'm at a loss for words when it comes to saying hello.2. I stumble over my words when trying to greet someone.3.
1. I promise to always stand by your side, through thick and thin.2. I promise to love you unconditionally, now and f
1. محبت میں دکھ کیا ہے، یہ بس ایک خواب ہے2. عشق میں رنج و غم کیا، یہ تو صرف تصور ہے3. دل کو چھوڑ کر جانا، یہ عشق کا سزا
1. Even in the cold of winter, the beauty of a flower never truly fades.2. Like dead flowers in winter, some things m
1. Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón. - A person's mouth often breaks their nose. (Meaning: Be careful what you sa
1. In loving memory of a grandmother who will forever hold a special place in our hearts.2. A grandmother's love is a
1. Victory is not gained by carrying the weapons, but by carrying the hearts.2. The best way to fight is to fight for
1. Sweat now, shine later.2. Don't wish for it, work for it.3. Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do,
1. Man plans, and God laughs.2. The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.3. Plans are nothing; planning is
1. Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time,' is like saying, 'I don't want to. - Lao Tzu2. The best time t
Here are some beautiful quotes and sayings from Tumblr:1. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be see
1. Mommy, you are my sunshine on a rainy day.2. I love you to the moon and back, Mommy!3. You are the best mommy in
1. In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way. - Franklin D. Rooseve
Here are some notable sayings from Donald Trump during his election campaign:1. Make America Great Again2. Build the
1. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... who gives you this ridiculous gift.2. For the person who has everything,
1. Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. - Mattie Stepanek2
1. Two peas in a pod2. Birds of a feather flock together3. Like two ships passing in the night4. As different as
1. Christmas is a time for cherishing those we love, and spending time with family and friends.2. The best gift aroun
1. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.2. There are no limits here, start out by believing here.3.
1. You may have outgrown my lap, but you'll never outgrow my heart.2. I may not be your mother, but I will always be
1. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell2. True friendship is not
1. O le fa'asoa lea o le matagi i le fafine, o le fa'asoa lea o le la o le tagata. (The wind scatters the leaves of a
1. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
1. They're like two puzzle pieces from different sets trying to force a fit.2. Their relationship is as stable as a J
1. Mangia bene, ridi spesso, ama molto. (Eat well, laugh often, love much.)2. La famiglia è tutto. (Family is everyt
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox2. Family is not an important thing. It's every
Big hoodies with sayings are a popular fashion trend that allows individuals to express themselves through their clothin
Here are some ideas for custom sayings that could be featured on floor mats sold here:1. Welcome Home2. Leave Your Wo
1. You can take the boy out of Hicksville, but you can't take the Hicksville out of the boy.2. In Hicksville, the onl
Yogi Vemana was a Telugu poet and philosopher known for his simple yet profound sayings. Here are a few of his famous sa
Here are some Cuban flirting sayings you might find charming:1. ¿Crees en el amor a primera vista, o tengo que pasar de