1 dad sayings
1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
3. "Money doesn't grow on trees."
4. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice."
5. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
6. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just multitasking."
8. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just selective with my enthusiasm."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating a mystery for you to solve."
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