100 classic bumper stickers sayings
1. "Honk if you love Jesus"
2. "My other car is a broomstick"
3. "I'd rather be fishing"
4. "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
5. "I brake for animals"
6. "My kid beat up your honor student"
7. "If you can read this, thank a teacher"
8. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"
9. "Born to be wild"
10. "Life is short, play hard"
11. "I'd rather be golfing"
12. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"
13. "Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"
14. "My karma ran over your dogma"
15. "Caution: Blonde driving"
16. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting"
17. "Don't follow me, I'm lost too"
18. "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk"
19. "I'd rather be skiing"
20. "My other car is a Porsche"
21. "Eat my dust"
22. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"
23. "I brake for garage sales"
24. "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch"
25. "I'd rather be sailing"
26. "My other car is a spaceship"
27. "I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes"
28. "Keep honking, I'm reloading my patience"
29. "I'd rather be hiking"
30. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for NASCAR"
31. "My other car is a unicorn"
32. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
33. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
34. "I'd rather be surfing"
35. "My other car is a time machine"
36. "I'm not a complete idiot, I have parts missing"
37. "Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate"
38. "I'd rather be skydiving"
39. "My other car is a TARDIS"
40. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for the Autobahn"
41. "If you can read this, you're too close"
42. "I'd rather be bungee jumping"
43. "My other car is a dragon"
44. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look"
45. "Save the drama for your llama"
46. "I'd rather be rock climbing"
47. "My other car is a DeLorean"
48. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
49. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
50. "I'd rather be skiing"
51. "My other car is a spaceship"
52. "I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes"
53. "Keep honking, I'm reloading my patience"
54. "I'd rather be hiking"
55. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for NASCAR"
56. "My other car is a unicorn"
57. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
58. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
59. "I'd rather be surfing"
60. "My other car is a time machine"
61. "I'm not a complete idiot, I have parts missing"
62. "Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate"
63. "I'd rather be skydiving"
64. "My other car is a TARDIS"
65. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for the Autobahn"
66. "If you can read this, you're too close"
67. "I'd rather be bungee jumping"
68. "My other car is a dragon"
69. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look"
70. "Save the drama for your llama"
71. "I'd rather be rock climbing"
72. "My other car is a DeLorean"
73. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
74. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
75. "I'd rather be skiing"
76. "My other car is a spaceship"
77. "I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes"
78. "Keep honking, I'm reloading my patience"
79. "I'd rather be hiking"
80. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for NASCAR"
81. "My other car is a unicorn"
82. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
83. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
84. "I'd rather be surfing"
85. "My other car is a time machine"
86. "I'm not a complete idiot, I have parts missing"
87. "Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate"
88. "I'd rather be skydiving"
89. "My other car is a TARDIS"
90. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying for the Autobahn"
91. "If you can read this, you're too close"
92. "I'd rather be bungee jumping"
93. "My other car is a dragon"
94. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look"
95. "Save the drama for your llama"
96. "I'd rather be rock climbing"
97. "My other car is a DeLorean"
98. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting for fuel efficiency"
99. "Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
100. "I'd rather be skiing"
Above is 100 classic bumper stickers sayings.