100 funny sayings
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor.
4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
5. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
7. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
8. I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
9. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.
10. I'm not old, I'm vintage.
11. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
12. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
13. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
14. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction.
15. I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
16. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing.
17. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do.
18. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl who has to wake up early.
19. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.
20. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time.
21. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
22. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
23. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
24. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
25. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
26. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
27. I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
28. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.
29. I'm not old, I'm vintage.
30. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
31. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
32. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
33. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction.
34. I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
35. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing.
36. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do.
37. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl who has to wake up early.
38. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.
39. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time.
40. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
41. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
42. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
43. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
44. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
45. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
46. I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
47. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.
48. I'm not old, I'm vintage.
49. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
50. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
51. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
52. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction.
53. I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
54. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing.
55. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do.
56. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl who has to wake up early.
57. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.
58. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time.
59. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
60. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
61. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
62. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
63. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
64. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
65. I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
66. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.
67. I'm not old, I'm vintage.
68. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
69. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
70. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
71. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction.
72. I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
73. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing.
74. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do.
75. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl who has to wake up early.
76. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.
77. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time.
78. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
79. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
80. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
81. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
82. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
83. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
84. I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
85. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist.
86. I'm not old, I'm vintage.
87. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
88. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
89. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
90. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction.
91. I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
92. I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing.
93. I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do.
94. I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl who has to wake up early.
95. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.
96. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time.
97. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
98. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
99. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
100. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
Above is 100 funny sayings.