100 southern sayings

1. "Bless your heart."

2. "Well, butter my biscuit!"

3. "I reckon."

4. "Y'all come back now, ya hear?"

5. "Happy as a clam at high water."

6. "Like a cat on a hot tin roof."

7. "Fit as a fiddle."

8. "Ain't that just the berries?"

9. "I'm fixin' to head on out."

10. "Sweatin' like a sinner in church."

11. "Cuter than a speckled pup."

12. "Madder than a wet hen."

13. "Hush your mouth."

14. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

15. "Tougher than a two-dollar steak."

16. "Slicker than a whistle."

17. "High as a Georgia pine."

18. "Happy as a clam in mud."

19. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

20. "Slower than molasses in January."

21. "Uglier than homemade sin."

22. "Crazy as a run-over dog."

23. "Dumber than a box of rocks."

24. "Sweeter than a Georgia peach."

25. "Rode hard and put up wet."

26. "Full as a tick."

27. "Tighter than bark on a tree."

28. "Colder than a witch's tit."

29. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."

30. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."

31. "Drunker than Cooter Brown."

32. "Happy as a pig in mud."

33. "Colder than a well digger's butt."

34. "Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

35. "Tougher than a boiled owl."

36. "Crazy as a loon."

37. "Dumber than a sack of hammers."

38. "Sweeter than honey."

39. "Rougher than a cob."

40. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

41. "Slower than a herd of turtles."

42. "Uglier than a mud fence."

43. "Crazy as a bed bug."

44. "Dumber than a stump."

45. "Sweeter than sugar."

46. "Rougher than a cob's butt."

47. "Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

48. "Slower than molasses in January."

49. "Uglier than a mud fence."

50. "Crazy as a loon."

51. "Dumber than a box of rocks."

52. "Sweeter than honey."

53. "Rougher than a cob."

54. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

55. "Slower than a herd of turtles."

56. "Uglier than a mud fence."

57. "Crazy as a bed bug."

58. "Dumber than a stump."

59. "Sweeter than sugar."

60. "Rougher than a cob's butt."

61. "Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

62. "Slower than molasses in January."

63. "Uglier than a mud fence."

64. "Crazy as a loon."

65. "Dumber than a box of rocks."

66. "Sweeter than honey."

67. "Rougher than a cob."

68. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

69. "Slower than a herd of turtles."

70. "Uglier than a mud fence."

71. "Crazy as a bed bug."

72. "Dumber than a stump."

73. "Sweeter than sugar."

74. "Rougher than a cob's butt."

75. "Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

76. "Slower than molasses in January."

77. "Uglier than a mud fence."

78. "Crazy as a loon."

79. "Dumber than a box of rocks."

80. "Sweeter than honey."

81. "Rougher than a cob."

82. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

83. "Slower than a herd of turtles."

84. "Uglier than a mud fence."

85. "Crazy as a bed bug."

86. "Dumber than a stump."

87. "Sweeter than sugar."

88. "Rougher than a cob's butt."

89. "Busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

90. "Slower than molasses in January."

91. "Uglier than a mud fence."

92. "Crazy as a loon."

93. "Dumber than a box of rocks."

94. "Sweeter than honey."

95. "Rougher than a cob."

96. "Busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

97. "Slower than a herd of turtles."

98. "Uglier than a mud fence."

99. "Crazy as a bed bug."

100. "Dumber than a stump."

Above is 100 southern sayings.