101 funniest church sign sayings

1. "Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, please!"

2. "God answers knee-mail."

3. "Don't make me come down there! - God"

4. "Thou shalt not park here."

5. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."

6. "Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell."

7. "God wants full custody, not just weekend visits."

8. "God is like WIFI, you can't see him but you know he's there."

9. "God's love is like a candle, it never burns out."

10. "Keep calm and pray on."

11. "God is the best artist, he created you."

12. "Life is short, pray hard."

13. "God is our GPS, follow him."

14. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

15. "Faith is not believing that God can, it's knowing that he will."

16. "God is the ultimate life coach."

17. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

18. "Don't let your worries get the best of you, let God."

19. "God's love is like a circle, it has no end."

20. "God is the potter, we are the clay. Let him mold you."

21. "God's love is the best gift, unwrap it."

22. "God is the best heart surgeon, let him heal you."

23. "Don't give up, Moses was once a basket case."

24. "God is the best listener, talk to him."

25. "God is the best pharmacist, he has the best prescription for your life."

26. "God is the best teacher, his lessons are timeless."

27. "God is the best architect, let him build your life."

28. "God is the best gardener, let him prune your life."

29. "God is the best chef, let him cook up a plan for your life."

30. "God is the best mechanic, let him fix your broken heart."

31. "God is the best accountant, let him balance your life."

32. "God is the best counselor, let him guide you."

33. "God is the best coach, let him lead your life."

34. "God is the best doctor, let him heal your soul."

35. "God is the best artist, let him paint your life with love."

36. "God is the best author, let him write your story."

37. "God is the best judge, let him rule your life."

38. "God is the best designer, let him fashion your life."

39. "God is the best banker, let him invest in your life."

40. "God is the best engineer, let him design your life."

41. "God is the best tailor, let him clothe you in righteousness."

42. "God is the best plumber, let him fix your leaks."

43. "God is the best firefighter, let him put out your flames."

44. "God is the best pilot, let him navigate your life."

45. "God is the best farmer, let him sow seeds of faith in your heart."

46. "God is the best coach, let him train you for life's challenges."

47. "God is the best therapist, let him heal your wounds."

48. "God is the best lifeguard, let him rescue you from the storms of life."

49. "God is the best teacher, let him instruct you in the ways of righteousness."

50. "God is the best chef, let him prepare a feast for your soul."

51. "God is the best artist, let him create a masterpiece out of your life."

52. "God is the best musician, let him compose a symphony of love in your heart."

53. "God is the best gardener, let him cultivate the fruits of the spirit in your life."

54. "God is the best architect, let him build a foundation of faith in your heart."

55. "God is the best carpenter, let him construct a life of purpose for you."

56. "God is the best coach, let him lead you to victory in life."

57. "God is the best doctor, let him heal your brokenness."

58. "God is the best mechanic, let him repair the broken parts of your life."

59. "God is the best teacher, let him educate you in the ways of truth."

60. "God is the best counselor, let him guide you through life's challenges."

61. "God is the best friend, let him walk beside you in all things."

62. "God is the best parent, let him nurture you with love and care."

63. "God is the best mentor, let him show you the way to a fulfilling life."

64. "God is the best comforter, let him soothe your troubled heart."

65. "God is the best healer, let him bring wholeness to your life."

66. "God is the best provider, let him supply all your needs."

67. "God is the best protector, let him shield you from harm."

68. "God is the best guide, let him lead you on the path of righteousness."

69. "God is the best source of strength, let him empower you to overcome all obstacles."

70. "God is the best source of wisdom, let him enlighten your mind with truth."

71. "God is the best source of peace, let him calm your troubled soul."

72. "God is the best source of joy, let him fill your heart with happiness."

73. "God is the best source of love, let him shower you with his unconditional affection."

74. "God is the best source of hope, let him inspire you to dream big."

75. "God is the best source of forgiveness, let him cleanse you of all sins."

76. "God is the best source of grace, let him bestow his unmerited favor upon you."

77. "God is the best source of mercy, let him show you compassion in times of need."

78. "God is the best source of patience, let him teach you to wait on his perfect timing."

79. "God is the best source of justice, let him right the wrongs in your life."

80. "God is the best source of humility, let him teach you to be meek and lowly in heart."

81. "God is the best source of courage, let him embolden you to face your fears."

82. "God is the best source of perseverance, let him strengthen you to endure trials."

83. "God is the best source of faith, let him increase your trust in his promises."

84. "God is the best source of understanding, let him enlighten your mind with wisdom."

85. "God is the best source of compassion, let him soften your heart towards others."

86. "God is the best source of kindness, let him teach you to be gentle and loving."

87. "God is the best source of generosity, let him inspire you to give freely."

88. "God is the best source of patience, let him help you endure trials with grace."

89. "God is the best source of peace, let him calm your troubled soul."

90. "God is the best source of joy, let him fill your heart with happiness."

91. "God is the best source of love, let him shower you with his unconditional affection."

92. "God is the best source of hope, let him inspire you to dream big."

93. "God is the best source of forgiveness, let him cleanse you of all sins."

94. "God is the best source of grace, let him bestow his unmerited favor upon you."

95. "God is the best source of mercy, let him show you compassion in times of need."

96. "God is the best source of patience, let him teach you to wait on his perfect timing."

97. "God is the best source of justice, let him right the wrongs in your life."

98. "God is the best source of humility, let him teach you to be meek and lowly in heart."

99. "God is the best source of courage, let him embolden you to face your fears."

100. "God is the best source of perseverance, let him strengthen you to endure trials."

101. "God is the best source of faith, let him increase your trust in his promises."

Above is 101 funniest church sign sayings.