15 best summer quotes funny sayings about vacationgood housekeeping
1. "Summer: Hair gets lighter, skin gets darker, water gets warmer, drinks get colder, music gets louder, nights get longer, life gets better." - Unknown
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter." - Unknown
3. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios." - Unknown
4. "A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." - James Dent
5. "Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double, and act single." - Unknown
6. "I'm a summer girl. I wear my flip-flops until it snows." - Unknown
7. "I'm ready for summer. Who am I kidding, I'm ready for the beach." - Unknown
8. "I'm not a hot weather person, I'm a beach weather person." - Unknown
9. "Summer: Hair up, sunnies on, world off." - Unknown
10. "I'm sorry for what I said when it was too hot." - Unknown
11. "Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove." - Unknown
12. "I'm a summer breeze, but sometimes a hurricane." - Unknown
13. "I'm in a committed relationship with summer." - Unknown
14. "Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit." - Ada Louise Huxtable
15. "I'm a summer girl. I wear my flip-flops until it snows." - Unknown
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