161 condom sayings
1. "Better safe than sorry."
2. "Wrap it up before you tap it."
3. "No glove, no love."
4. "Protect your mate, cover your date."
5. "Don't be silly, protect your willy."
6. "Condoms are cheaper than diapers."
7. "Keep it covered, keep it clean."
8. "Stay protected, stay connected."
9. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake."
10. "Condoms: the ultimate accessory."
11. "Be a smart cookie, wrap your wookie."
12. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool."
13. "Condoms: the best defense against suspense."
14. "Shield your sword, protect your lord."
15. "Don't be a dummy, protect your tummy."
16. "Safety first, pleasure second."
17. "Condoms: the ultimate wingman."
18. "Don't be reckless, protect your precious."
19. "Cover your stump before you hump."
20. "Condoms: the key to safe play."
Above is 161 condom sayings.