18th birthday card sayings funny

1. "Congratulations on finally being old enough to legally do all the things you've been doing for years!"

2. "You're officially an adult now...good luck with that!"

3. "Happy 18th birthday! Time to start adulting...or at least pretending to."

4. "You're 18 now, which means you can legally do all the things you've been doing illegally for years. Cheers to that!"

5. "Welcome to adulthood, where the fun never stops...until you have to pay bills."

6. "Happy 18th birthday! May your future be as bright as your phone screen."

7. "Now that you're 18, remember: you can't blame all your bad decisions on being a teenager anymore."

8. "Congrats on turning 18! Time to start making your own mistakes instead of blaming them on your parents."

9. "You're 18 now, which means you can legally do all the things you were doing at 17...just with more consequences."

10. "Happy 18th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and a little bit of adulting...but not too much."

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