2015 funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
Above is 2015 funny quotes and sayings.
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1. Eres el chocolate de mi corazón, ¡te quiero un montón!2. Eres más dulce que un pastelito, ¡te adoro infinito!3. Si el amor fuera un chiste, tú serías mi punchline favorito.4. Eres mi razón para sonreír, ¡gracias por existir!5. Contigo, cada día es como un carnaval de amor. ¡Te amo sin control!6.
1. In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.2. Discover new lands and new adventures on Columbus Day.3. Celebrate the spirit of exploration and discovery on Columbus Day.4. May your Columbus Day be filled with new beginnings and exciting journeys.5. Explore the unknown and embrace the possib
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