2019 funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

Above is 2019 funny sayings.

Birthday sayings for a niece

1. To my sweet niece, may your birthday be as bright and beautiful as you are.2. Happy birthday to my amazing niece! You bring so much joy and love into our lives.3. Wishing my lovely niece a day filled with laughter, love, and all the happiness in the world.4. On your special day, I want you

Christmas sayings for yoga

1. Inhale peace, exhale joy, Merry Christmas!2. May your tree pose be strong and your heart open this holiday season.3. Wishing you a Christmas filled with love, light, and inner peace.4. Let your practice be a gift to yourself this Christmas.5. May your holiday season be filled with gratit

Fall sayings for chalkboard

1. Autumn leaves and pumpkins please2. Sweater weather is better weather3. Fall in love with fall4. Leaves are falling, autumn is calling5. Pumpkin spice and everything nice6. Harvest blessings7. Give thanks with a grateful heart8. Fall is in the air9. Crisp air, cozy sweaters, hot

In love with a dog sayings

1. My heart belongs to a furry friend with four paws.2. Love is a four-legged word.3. I didn't choose the dog life, the dog life chose me.4. My dog is not just a pet, but a beloved family member.5. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.6. Life is better with a dog by your side.7

Sayings for sons

1. A son is a mother's joy and a father's pride.2. Sons are the anchors of a mother's life.3. A son may outgrow your lap, but he will never outgrow your heart.4. Sons are the legacy that a father leaves behind.5. A son is a reflection of his father's strength and his mother's love.6. Sons

Granddaughters & granddads quotes and sayings

1. A granddaughter is a gift from above, a granddad's treasure to love.2. Granddaughters are the best kind of trouble.3. Granddaughters make the world a little softer, a little kinder, and a lot more fun.4. A grandfather holds his granddaughter's hand for a while, but her heart forever.5. G

Ladybug sayings and quotes

1. Ladybugs are good luck. They bring good fortune wherever they go.2. When a ladybug lands on you, make a wish and it will come true.3. Ladybugs are a symbol of protection and good health.4. Happiness is a field of red ladybugs.5. Ladybugs are nature's little miracles.6. Let your spirit

Fancy sayings for going out of my way

1. I'll move mountains to make it happen.2. I'll go the extra mile and then some.3. I'll bend over backwards to accommodate you.4. I'll go above and beyond to make things right.5. I'll make a special effort just for you.6. I'll go out of my way to ensure your happiness.7. I'll go to gre

Sayings on helpless

1. When you feel helpless, remember that even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.2. Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who feel the most helpless.3. In moments of helplessness, remember that this too shall pass.4. Feeling helpless is not a sign of weakness, but a remind

Sayings are the daughters of daily experiences

This means that the wisdom and insights we gain from our daily experiences often lead to the creation of sayings or proverbs that reflect those lessons learned. Just as daughters inherit traits and characteristics from their parents, sayings are born from the experiences we have and the lessons we l