24 southern sayings
1. "Bless your heart."
2. "Well, butter my biscuit."
3. "I reckon so."
4. "Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
5. "Fixin' to do something."
6. "Ain't that just peachy?"
7. "Like a cat on a hot tin roof."
8. "Happy as a clam."
9. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
10. "Might could do that."
11. "Slower than molasses in January."
12. "Cuter than a speckled pup."
13. "Sweatin' like a sinner in church."
14. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
15. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
16. "Tougher than a boiled owl."
17. "Crazy as a run-over dog."
18. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
19. "Uglier than homemade sin."
20. "Happy as a clam at high water."
21. "Sweeter than a Georgia peach."
22. "Colder than a witch's tit."
23. "Crazy as a loon."
24. "Drunker than Cooter Brown."
Above is 24 southern sayings.