365 prayers chuckles and sayings

1. "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

2. "God, grant me patience, because if you give me strength, I might just punch someone."

3. "Dear God, please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."

4. "Lord, help me to remember that nothing is going to happen today that you and I together can't handle."

5. "God, grant me the strength to deal with stupid people without losing my mind."

6. "Dear Lord, please give me the strength to walk away from situations that are not meant for me."

7. "Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am."

8. "God, grant me the serenity to accept that some people are just idiots."

9. "Dear God, please give me the courage to face my fears and the wisdom to know when to ask for help."

10. "Lord, help me to remember that every day is a gift and that I should live it to the fullest."

11. "God, grant me the grace to forgive those who have wronged me, even if they don't deserve it."

12. "Dear Lord, please help me to see the good in every situation, even when it's hard to find."

13. "Lord, grant me the strength to let go of the things that are holding me back and the courage to move forward."

14. "God, help me to be grateful for the blessings in my life, even when things are tough."

15. "Dear God, please guide me in making decisions that are in line with your will."

16. "Lord, grant me the patience to deal with difficult people and the wisdom to know when to walk away."

17. "God, help me to be a light in the darkness and a source of hope for those in need."

18. "Dear Lord, please give me the strength to face my challenges head-on and the faith to believe that I can overcome them."

19. "Lord, grant me the courage to speak up for what is right, even when it's not popular."

20. "God, help me to see the beauty in every moment and the joy in every day."

Above is 365 prayers chuckles and sayings.

Classic bogan sayings

1. She'll be right, mate.2. Fair dinkum!3. Strewth!4. No worries, cobber.5. G'day, mate!6. You beauty!7. Chuck a sickie.8. Bloody oath!9. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.10. He's a few roos loose in the top paddock.

Funny sayings about time

1. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.2. I'm not a clock, I don't have time to waste.3. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its students.4. I have a love-hate relationship with time; it's always running away from me.5. Time is like a thief in the night,

British sayings for food

1. It's as easy as pie.2. That's the icing on the cake.3. He's in a pickle.4. She's a real peach.5. He's a real cheeseball.6. She's a real cupcake.7. He's full of beans.8. She's a real hot potato.9. He's a real cracker.10. She's a real sweetie pie.

Appreciate life sayings

1. Life is a gift, cherish every moment.2. Life is short, make the most of it.3. Life is beautiful, find joy in the little things.4. Life is a journey, enjoy the ride.5. Life is precious, don't take it for granted.6. Life is a blessing, be grateful for each day.7. Life is what you make

Sayings about sequels

1. Sequels are like second chances in the world of storytelling.2. The best sequels continue the story, but also stand on their own.3. Sequels can either enhance the original or diminish its impact.4. In the world of sequels, sometimes the follow-up surpasses the original.5. A well-crafted

Folded like a sayings

Folded like a cheap suit.

Funny shirt sayings for men

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely an evening person.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.6. I'm not a gyneco

Soulmates sayings

1. You are my soulmate, my love, my everything.2. We are two souls intertwined, destined to be together.3. In you, I have found my soul's counterpart.4. You are the missing piece of my soul that I've been searching for.5. Our souls were meant to find each other in this lifetime.6. You are

The chicken is in the coop sayings

1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. Like a chicken with its head cut off.3. Running around like a headless chicken.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. Why did the chicken cross the road?6. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.7. Nest egg.8. Foul

Sayings about marriage anniversary

1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin2. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day. - Unknown3. A wedding anniversary is the celebr