40 yr old jokes sayings
1. "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."
2. "Life begins at 40... and so do the aches and pains."
3. "At 40, you finally realize that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
4. "Turning 40 is like turning the page to a new chapter in the book of life."
5. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm still waiting for the fun to start!"
6. "40 is the new 30... until you try to hang out with a 30-year-old."
7. "I'm not 40, I'm just 39.95 plus shipping and handling."
8. "At 40, you start to appreciate the finer things in life... like naps."
9. "They say 40 is the new 20, but my knees beg to differ."
10. "Being 40 means you can finally stop pretending to like kale and quinoa."
Above is 40 yr old jokes sayings.
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