50 birthday sayings funny

1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"

2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!"

3. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value. Happy birthday!"

4. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"

5. "You're not old, you're just a classic. Happy birthday!"

6. "They say age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it's more like a state of chaos. Happy birthday!"

7. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine. Happy birthday!"

8. "Another year, another wrinkle... but hey, at least you're not extinct yet. Happy birthday!"

9. "You're not old, you're just well-seasoned. Happy birthday!"

10. "Aging like a fine wine... or maybe more like a stinky cheese. Happy birthday!"

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