50 funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

11. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

12. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life."

13. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix queue."

14. "I'm not a complete disaster, I'm a work in progress."

15. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

16. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

17. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

18. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl with a caffeine addiction."

19. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

20. "I'm not a chef, I just love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."

21. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor."

22. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."

23. "I'm not a therapist, but I play one in real life."

24. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a better way of doing things."

25. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."

26. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the retail industry."

27. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

28. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social life."

29. "I'm not a superhero, but I have a cape in my closet just in case."

30. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."

31. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for everything."

32. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a social media detox."

33. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise warrior."

34. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being done my way."

35. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."

36. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my ninja moves."

37. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise connoisseur."

38. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at getting caught."

39. "I'm not a therapist, but I give great advice."

40. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a better way of doing things."

41. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."

42. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy."

43. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

44. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social life."

45. "I'm not a superhero, but I have a cape in my closet just in case."

46. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."

47. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for everything."

48. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a social media detox."

49. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise warrior."

50. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being done my way."

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