50 funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
11. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
12. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life."
13. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix queue."
14. "I'm not a complete disaster, I'm a work in progress."
15. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
16. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
17. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
18. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl with a caffeine addiction."
19. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
20. "I'm not a chef, I just love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
21. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just dancing with the floor."
22. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
23. "I'm not a therapist, but I play one in real life."
24. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a better way of doing things."
25. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."
26. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the retail industry."
27. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
28. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social life."
29. "I'm not a superhero, but I have a cape in my closet just in case."
30. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."
31. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for everything."
32. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a social media detox."
33. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise warrior."
34. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being done my way."
35. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."
36. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my ninja moves."
37. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise connoisseur."
38. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just good at getting caught."
39. "I'm not a therapist, but I give great advice."
40. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a better way of doing things."
41. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."
42. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy."
43. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
44. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social life."
45. "I'm not a superhero, but I have a cape in my closet just in case."
46. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."
47. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for everything."
48. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a social media detox."
49. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise warrior."
50. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong preference for things being done my way."
Above is 50 funny sayings.