50 lincolnshire sayings

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

2. "As daft as a brush."

3. "It's like muck and brass."

4. "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater."

5. "All fur coat and no knickers."

6. "It's like water off a duck's back."

7. "As clear as mud."

8. "Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs."

9. "It's like trying to teach a pig to sing."

10. "He's got more brass than sense."

11. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

12. "It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack."

13. "He's got a face like a wet weekend."

14. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."

15. "It's like banging your head against a brick wall."

16. "He's got a face like a bag of spanners."

17. "It's like a bull in a china shop."

18. "He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle."

19. "It's like a red rag to a bull."

20. "He's got a face like a smacked arse."

21. "It's like a cat on a hot tin roof."

22. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

23. "It's like a fish out of water."

24. "He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle."

25. "It's like a bull at a gate."

26. "He's got a face like a bag of spanners."

27. "It's like a cat among the pigeons."

28. "He's got a face like a wet weekend."

29. "It's like a dog with two tails."

30. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."

31. "It's like a duck to water."

32. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

33. "It's like a fish in a barrel."

34. "He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle."

35. "It's like a red rag to a bull."

36. "He's got a face like a smacked arse."

37. "It's like a cat on a hot tin roof."

38. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

39. "It's like a fish out of water."

40. "He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle."

41. "It's like a bull at a gate."

42. "He's got a face like a bag of spanners."

43. "It's like a cat among the pigeons."

44. "He's got a face like a wet weekend."

45. "It's like a dog with two tails."

46. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."

47. "It's like a duck to water."

48. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

49. "It's like a fish in a barrel."

50. "He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle."

Above is 50 lincolnshire sayings.