50 southern sayings
1. "Bless your heart."
2. "Well, butter my biscuit."
3. "I'm fixin' to head out."
4. "He's as happy as a clam at high water."
5. "She's sweeter than a Georgia peach."
6. "I'm in high cotton."
7. "That dog won't hunt."
8. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
9. "I'm as happy as a pig in mud."
10. "She's as pretty as a speckled pup."
11. "He's all hat and no cattle."
12. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
13. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
14. "She's got more nerve than a bum on a bologna sandwich."
15. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
16. "She's got more sass than a sack full of cats."
17. "He's as country as cornbread."
18. "She's as cute as a button."
19. "He's as happy as a clam."
20. "She's got more nerve than a toothache."
21. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
22. "She's as sharp as a tack."
23. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."
24. "She's as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
25. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
26. "She's as pretty as a picture."
27. "He's as mad as a wet hen."
28. "She's as happy as a lark."
29. "He's as drunk as Cooter Brown."
30. "She's as sweet as sugar."
31. "He's as tough as a pine knot."
32. "She's as crazy as a loon."
33. "He's as stubborn as a Missouri mule."
34. "She's as sharp as a tack."
35. "He's as busy as a one-armed paper hanger."
36. "She's as cute as a bug's ear."
37. "He's as happy as a clam at high tide."
38. "She's as sweet as honey."
39. "He's as country as a dirt road."
40. "She's as pretty as a peach."
41. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
42. "She's as sassy as a jaybird."
43. "He's as sharp as a tack."
44. "She's as happy as a pig in mud."
45. "He's as stubborn as a mule."
46. "She's as cute as a button."
47. "He's as happy as a clam."
48. "She's got more nerve than a bum on a bologna sandwich."
49. "He's as slick as a whistle."
50. "She's as pretty as a picture."
Above is 50 southern sayings.