63 sayings southern grandma

1. "Bless your heart."

2. "Well, I declare!"

3. "Ain't that just peachy?"

4. "I'm fixin' to make some sweet tea."

5. "Lord willing and the creek don't rise."

6. "That dog won't hunt."

7. "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

8. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

9. "If the good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise."

10. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

11. "That's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

12. "She's as sweet as pie."

13. "I'm as happy as a pig in mud."

14. "That's like tryin' to put lipstick on a pig."

15. "Well, butter my biscuit!"

16. "He's got more nerve than a bum tooth."

17. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."

18. "I'm as full as a tick."

19. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

20. "She's got more nerve than a toothache."

21. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."

22. "That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

23. "She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."

24. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

25. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."

26. "She's as happy as a clam at high tide."

27. "He's as stubborn as a mule."

28. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

29. "That's like tryin' to teach a pig to sing."

30. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."

31. "I'm as happy as a clam at high water."

32. "She's as sweet as sugar."

33. "He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt."

34. "I'm as happy as a pig in slop."

35. "Well, I'll be dipped in molasses!"

36. "She's as pretty as a peach."

37. "He's as sharp as a tack."

38. "I'm as happy as a lark."

39. "She's as cute as a button."

40. "He's as busy as a one-armed paper hanger."

41. "I'm as happy as a pig in a poke."

42. "She's as sharp as a tack."

43. "He's as happy as a clam at high tide."

44. "I'm as happy as a pig in a mud puddle."

45. "She's as pretty as a picture."

46. "He's as happy as a lark."

47. "I'm as happy as a clam at high water."

48. "She's as cute as a bug's ear."

49. "He's as happy as a pig in slop."

50. "I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park."

51. "She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."

52. "He's as happy as a clam at high tide."

53. "I'm as happy as a pig in a poke."

54. "She's as happy as a lark."

55. "He's as happy as a pig in a mud puddle."

56. "I'm as happy as a clam at high water."

57. "She's as happy as a tornado in a trailer park."

58. "He's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine."

59. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."

60. "She's as happy as a pig in a poke."

61. "He's as happy as a lark."

62. "I'm as happy as a pig in a mud puddle."

63. "She's as happy as a clam at high water."

Above is 63 sayings southern grandma.

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