70 sayings of encouragement funny

1. "Don't worry, I'm not a therapist, but I can definitely give you some questionable advice."

2. "You're doing great! Just remember, even Beyoncé has bad days."

3. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves exercise, then quitting is totally acceptable."

4. "You're like a fine wine - you get better with age...and a little bit of cheese."

5. "You're not a mess, you're just creatively disorganized."

6. "Remember, life is short, so smile while you still have teeth."

7. "You're not a failure, you're just successfully finding out what doesn't work."

8. "Don't worry about making mistakes, that's what erasers are for."

9. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to success."

10. "You're not clumsy, you're just testing gravity...a lot."

11. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves waking up early, then quitting is totally acceptable."

12. "You're not a hot mess, you're a spicy disaster."

13. "Remember, you're not alone. There are plenty of other people making questionable life choices too."

14. "You're not a procrastinator, you're just on a lifelong journey to beat your own record."

15. "You're not a failure, you're just pre-successful."

16. "Don't worry, even the best chefs burn toast sometimes."

17. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to adulthood."

18. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves parallel parking, then quitting is totally acceptable."

19. "You're not a mess, you're just a masterpiece in progress."

20. "Remember, you're not a disaster, you're a natural phenomenon."

21. "You're not a failure, you're just a work in progress."

22. "Don't worry, even the best dancers trip over their own feet sometimes."

23. "You're not lost, you're just exploring alternative routes to success."

24. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves assembling IKEA furniture, then quitting is totally acceptable."

25. "You're not a mess, you're just a beautifully chaotic masterpiece."

26. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success story in progress."

27. "Don't worry, even the best writers have typos."

28. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to happiness."

29. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves trying to fold a fitted sheet, then quitting is totally acceptable."

30. "You're not a mess, you're just a walking disaster with a smile."

31. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success waiting to happen."

32. "Don't worry, even the best artists color outside the lines sometimes."

33. "You're not lost, you're just on a detour to greatness."

34. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves resisting chocolate, then quitting is totally acceptable."

35. "You're not a mess, you're just a beautifully imperfect masterpiece."

36. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a winner in disguise."

37. "Don't worry, even the best singers hit a wrong note now and then."

38. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to awesomeness."

39. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves trying to cut a straight line with scissors, then quitting is totally acceptable."

40. "You're not a mess, you're just a masterpiece in progress."

41. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success story in progress."

42. "Don't worry, even the best chefs burn toast sometimes."

43. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to adulthood."

44. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves parallel parking, then quitting is totally acceptable."

45. "You're not a mess, you're just a beautifully chaotic masterpiece."

46. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success waiting to happen."

47. "Don't worry, even the best writers have typos."

48. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to happiness."

49. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves trying to fold a fitted sheet, then quitting is totally acceptable."

50. "You're not a mess, you're just a walking disaster with a smile."

51. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success waiting to happen."

52. "Don't worry, even the best artists color outside the lines sometimes."

53. "You're not lost, you're just on a detour to greatness."

54. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves resisting chocolate, then quitting is totally acceptable."

55. "You're not a mess, you're just a beautifully imperfect masterpiece."

56. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a winner in disguise."

57. "Don't worry, even the best singers hit a wrong note now and then."

58. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to awesomeness."

59. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves trying to cut a straight line with scissors, then quitting is totally acceptable."

60. "You're not a mess, you're just a masterpiece in progress."

61. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success story in progress."

62. "Don't worry, even the best chefs burn toast sometimes."

63. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to adulthood."

64. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves parallel parking, then quitting is totally acceptable."

65. "You're not a mess, you're just a beautifully chaotic masterpiece."

66. "Remember, you're not a failure, you're just a success waiting to happen."

67. "Don't worry, even the best writers have typos."

68. "You're not lost, you're just taking the scenic route to happiness."

69. "Keep going, you're not a quitter...unless it involves trying to fold a fitted sheet, then quitting is totally acceptable."

70. "You're not a mess, you're just a walking disaster with a smile."

Above is 70 sayings of encouragement funny.