A grandpa that is funny sayings
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!"
"I may be old, but I refuse to act my age!"
"Why do I have to be old and wise? Can't I just be young and reckless?"
"I may be a grandpa, but I'm still a kid at heart!"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so I choose to be silly instead!"
"Age is just a number, but humor is timeless!"
"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? I'm living proof!"
"Getting older just means I have more experience in being silly!"
"Retirement is just a fancy word for having more time to tell jokes!"
"Being a grandpa means I have the perfect excuse to be as goofy as I want!"
Above is A grandpa that is funny sayings.
1. Three cheers for the birthday boy/girl turning three!2. Three years old and oh so bold!3. Three years of joy, laughter, and love!4. Happy 3rd birthday to the little one who stole our hearts!5. Three years of sunshine and smiles, happy birthday!6. Three years of blessings and bliss, may
1. यत्र नार्यस्तु पूज्यन्ते रमन्ते तत्र देवता (Where women are honored, there the gods are pleased.)2. सत्यं ब्रूयात् प्रियं ब्रूयात् न ब्रूयात् सत्यमप्रियम् (Speak the truth, speak pleasantly, do not speak the truth that is unpleasant.)3. अहिंसा परमो धर्मः (Non-violence is the highest virtue.
1. Why was the math book sad during the holidays? Because it had too many problems.2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!3. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!4. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!5. What do you call Santa whe
1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!2. Son of a biscuit eater!3. What the fluffernutter?!4. Shut the front door!5. Holy guacamole!6. Oh, for fox sake!7. Cheese and rice!8. Son of a motherless goat!9. Oh, sugar honey iced tea!10. Oh, fiddlesticks!
1. Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot.2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make
1. I'm so fly, I fart helium.2. I spit hot fire, call me the human torch.3. I'm so fresh, I make vegetables jealous.4. I'm on a roll like a sushi chef, slicing up beats with finesse.5. I'm the rhyme master, call me the word wizard.6. I'm so smooth, I make butter look lumpy.7. I'm the ra
1. To be or not to be, that is the question. - William Shakespeare2. I have a dream. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Just do it. - Nike4. May the Force be with you. - Star Wars5. I'll be back. - Arnold Schwarzenegger6. Houston, we have a problem. - Apollo 137. You can't handle the truth! -
1. Rest in peace.2. Gone but not forgotten.3. May their memory be a blessing.4. In loving memory.5. Forever in our hearts.6. We will miss you.7. You will always be remembered.8. May you find peace in the afterlife.9. You have left a void that can never be filled.10. You have touch
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Mangal Pandey, an Indian soldier who played a key role in the Indian Rebellion of 1857:1. Do not be afraid of death. Fight! You are a soldier. Fight! Do not consider your life. Fight! Consider your country, your motherland. Fight!2. Freedom is my birthri
1. Fair dinkum, mate!2. You little ripper!3. Strewth, that's bonza!4. I'm as full as a goog!5. Don't get your knickers in a knot!6. He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.7. She'll be right, mate.8. I'm so hungry I could eat the back end out of a low-flying duck.9. I'm sweatin