About as funny as sayings
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Above is About as funny as sayings.
I'm glad you find me funny! If you have any specific sayings or jokes you'd like to share, feel free to do so. I'm here to listen and have a good laugh with you!
Above is About as funny as sayings.
1. Love is the essence of life, the divine spark that connects us all.2. In the dance of love, we find our true selves reflected in the eyes of another.3. Love is the magic that binds us together, transcending time and space.4. To love is to honor the sacred connection between all beings, for
1. The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.2. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.3. The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.4
1. If it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs.2. You can never have too much firepower, or too much style.3. Ammo is like a good bottle of whiskey - you can never have too much.4. When in doubt, just keep shooting.5. Don't just aim, make every shot count.6. Bullets are like
1. I'm absolutely legless.2. I'm completely bladdered.3. I'm off my face.4. I'm three sheets to the wind.5. I'm absolutely hammered.6. I'm well and truly sloshed.7. I'm as drunk as a lord.8. I'm completely plastered.9. I'm on a bender.10. I'm absolutely smashed.
1. Every storm runs out of rain, just like every dark night turns into day.2. You are stronger than you think, braver than you believe, and more loved than you know.3. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.4. You are capable of amazing things. Believe in yourself.5. Every setback i
1. Is that your face or did your neck just throw up?2. I've seen better heads on boils!3. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.4. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.5. I've seen more life in a trampled worm.6. You
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. In
1. I love you to the moon and back!2. You're my best friend forever and ever.3. I believe in unicorns and fairy tales.4. I'm a princess, and this is my castle.5. I can do anything if I put my mind to it.6. I'm a superhero in disguise.7. I'm as strong as a lion and as gentle as a butterf
1. No be by force to follow monkey chop banana.2. Person wey dey find trouble, e fit find am sotay e go jam am.3. Rat wey dey chop onion, e dey cry but na enjoyment dey make am cry.4. If pikin say e mama no go sleep, e too no go sleep.5. Wetin concern agbero with overload?6. Person wey ne
1. I'm here to pop bottles and piss people off, and I'm all out of bottles.2. I may be an asshole, but at least I can open your beer for you.3. I'm like a bottle opener - I may be rough around the edges, but I get the job done.4. I'm the asshole you need to open your beer and your mind.5. I