1. "I'm a walking disaster."
2. "I have two left feet."
3. "I couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time."
4. "I'm a magnet for accidents."
5. "I'm accident-prone."
6. "I'm a klutz."
7. "I'm always tripping over my own feet."
8. "I have a talent for finding trouble."
9. "I'm a bull in a china shop."
10. "I'm a calamity waiting to happen."
Above is Accident prone sayings.
Here are some distressed trucker hats with funny sayings that you might like:1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to d
1. Turning one is a piece of cake...literally!2. I'm not one, I'm one-derful!3. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby turning one!4. I'm one year old and already ruling the roost!5. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my party face for my first birthday!6. I'm one today, watch out world
1. I'm not a therapist, but I can listen.2. I'm not a mind reader, so please just tell me what you want to drink.3. I'm not a magician, but I can make your drink disappear.4. I'm not a doctor, but I can prescribe you a good cocktail.5. I'm not a fortune teller, but I predict you'll have a g
1. ¡Feliz Navidad y próspero Año Nuevo!2. Que la magia de la Navidad llene tu hogar de amor y felicidad.3. Que esta Navidad esté llena de paz, amor y alegría para ti y tus seres queridos.4. Que la luz de la Navidad ilumine tu camino y te guíe hacia un año lleno de bendiciones.5. ¡Que la alegría de l
Here are some ideas for bird-related sayings that could be featured on shirts:1. Free as a bird2. Birds of a feather flock together3. Spread your wings and fly4. Early bird gets the worm5. Birds make everything better6. Sing like a bird7. Feathers and friends8. Fly high, dream big9.
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. Don't wa
1. Save the whales, collect the whole set!2. Don't be a chicken, go vegan!3. Don't be a party pooper, be a party pupper (adopt a dog)!4. Paws for a cause, go cruelty-free!5. Don't be a turkey, be a tofu lover!6. Fur is for animals, not for fashion!7. Don't be a fish out of water, go veg
1. ¡Ay bendito! - An expression used to convey surprise, disbelief, or sympathy.2. Dale pa'lante - Keep moving forward, don't give up.3. Brega duro - Work hard, persevere.4. Eso está en la sangre - It's in the blood, referring to something that is a natural talent or trait.5. ¡Qué volao! -
I'm smoother than a fresh jar of peanut butter.
1. Break a leg!2. To the stage and beyond!3. May the spotlight shine on you.4. Break a leg and steal the show!5. Wishing you a standing ovation.6. May your performance be a showstopper.7. Knock 'em dead out there!8. May your lines be flawless and your cues be perfect.9. Sending you