According player funny laundry sayings
1. "Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode when it comes to doing laundry."
3. "I have a black belt in laundry-fu."
4. "I'm not a control freak, I just like my laundry done a certain way."
5. "Laundry day is the only day I can legitimately wear my 'laundry day' shirt."
6. "I don't always do laundry, but when I do, it's a full-blown production."
7. "I have a love-hate relationship with laundry - I love having clean clothes, but hate doing the actual washing."
8. "Laundry is like a never-ending story... with a lot of socks missing in action."
9. "I'm a master at the art of folding laundry... into a big pile on the bed."
10. "I don't trust people who claim to enjoy doing laundry. They're clearly lying."
Above is According player funny laundry sayings.
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