Here are some popular sayings by the character Achmed the Dead Terrorist from comedian Jeff Dunham's ventriloquist act:
1. "Silence! I kill you!"
2. "I keel you!"
3. "Stop touching me!"
4. "I'm not a bum, I'm a terrorist!"
5. "You're a terrorist!"
6. "I'm a bad terrorist!"
7. "I like you, you're in my will!"
8. "I'm a skeleton, I don't have the guts!"
9. "I'm not a terrorist, I'm a vegan!"
10. "I'm a vegan, I don't eat meat!"
Above is Achmed sayings.
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Actions speak louder than words.
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