Acid sayings

1. "Bite off more than you can chew and then chew it." - Ella Williams

2. "Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it." - Tom Lehrer

3. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." - Cathy Guisewite

4. "If life gives you limes, make margaritas." - Jimmy Buffett

5. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." - Oscar Wilde

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

8. "I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone." - Unknown

9. "I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown

10. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look." - Unknown

Above is Acid sayings.

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