Adult humor sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at what I do."
Above is Adult humor sayings.
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1. Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives. - William A. Foster2. The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Michelangelo3. Cra
1. Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a stepdad.2. A stepdad is a man who steps up to the challenge of loving and caring for a child that is not his own.3. Stepdads are like bonus dads, adding extra love and support to a child's life.4. Stepdads may not have been there
1. Follow your own true north.2. Adventure awaits, just follow the compass.3. Let your heart be your compass.4. Navigate through life with a steady compass.5. Find your direction with a little compass magic.6. Trust the compass of your soul.7. May your compass always point you towards h
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1. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller2. Teamwork makes the dream work.3. Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. - Henry Ford4. Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean. - Ryunosuke Sato
1. Birdie - scoring one stroke under par on a hole2. Eagle - scoring two strokes under par on a hole3. Bogey - scoring one stroke over par on a hole4. Par - the standard number of strokes a skilled golfer is expected to take to complete a hole or course5. Fore! - a warning shout to alert o