1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
3. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
5. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
6. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
7. "Dumber than a box of rocks."
8. "Drunker than Cooter Brown."
9. "Sweatin' like a sinner in church."
10. "Madder than a wet hen."
Above is Alberta redneck sayings.
1. Kia kaha - Stay strong2. Whāia te mātauranga - Seek knowledge3. He aha te mea nui o te ao? He tangata, he tangata, he tangata - What is the most important thing in the world? It is people, it is people, it is people4. Whakapono, tūmanako, āroha - Faith, hope, love5. Kia ora - Be well/He
1. Wine a little, laugh a lot.2. Wine not? It's always a good time for a glass.3. Sip happens, but wine helps.4. In wine, there's truth... and happiness.5. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.6. Wine is like duct tape, it fixes everything.7. Wine a fine way to enjoy life.8. Wine a little,
1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde2. Embrace your uniqueness and let it shine.3. Don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd.4. You are enough just as you are.5. Authenticity is magnetic.6. Celebrate your individuality.7. There is power in being true to yourse
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.2. Laughter is the best medicine.3. Take care of your body, it's the only place you have to live.4. Prevention is better than cure.5. Health is wealth.6. Listen to your body, it knows what it needs.7. A healthy outside starts from the inside.8.
1. A happy wife is a happy life.2. Behind every successful man is a supportive wife.3. Love your wife and she will make you happy.4. A good husband makes a happy home.5. A happy marriage is a partnership of equals.6. The key to a happy marriage is communication and compromise.7. A happy
1. Grateful hearts gather here.2. Give thanks with a grateful heart.3. Thankful, blessed, and grateful.4. Count your blessings, not your calories.5. In all things, give thanks.6. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings.7. Thankful hearts are happy hearts.8. Gratitude turns what
1. 60 years young and still going strong!2. Aged to perfection at 60!3. 60 is the new fabulous!4. Cheers to 60 years of wisdom and grace!5. 60 and fabulous, just like fine wine!6. 60 years of laughter, love, and memories!7. Happy 60th birthday, may your day be as amazing as you are!8.
1. Sharing is caring!2. Friendship is the best kind of magic.3. Be kind, be brave, be you.4. Hugs heal all wounds.5. Rain or shine, friends are forever.6. Together we can do anything.7. Love is the key to happiness.8. Every day is a new adventure.9. Believe in yourself and anything
1. Do you know me or just the version of me you've created in your mind?2. Knowing me is not the same as understanding me.3. To know me is to see beyond the surface and into my soul.4. Knowing me is like peeling back the layers of an onion, revealing more with each discovery.5. Do you know
1. Repentance is not about feeling bad about our past mistakes, but about changing our future actions. - Unknown2. Repentance is the key to unlocking the door to a new beginning. - Unknown3. True repentance is not just apologizing for our sins, but actively seeking to make amends and change our