Alcohol funny quotes sayings

1. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a social drinker. I just happen to be very social."

2. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."

3. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."

4. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

6. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."

7. "I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

8. "Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

9. "I'm not sure if the glass is half full or half empty, but I know it needs a refill."

10. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."

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95 year old sayings

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