Amusing irish sayings
1. "May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back."
2. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead."
3. "You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."
4. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
5. "You're about as useful as a marzipan dildo."
6. "May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat."
7. "May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."
8. "You're as thick as manure but only half as useful."
9. "May your home always be too small to hold all your friends."
10. "You're as bright as a pint of Guinness on a sunny day."
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