Amusing sayings and quotes
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
5. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." - Unknown
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a side of sarcasm." - Unknown
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1. The Omnissiah guides our hands.2. The machine spirit must be appeased.3. Knowledge is power, guard it well.4. In the name of the Omnissiah, we shall prevail.5. The flesh is weak, the machine is eternal.6. Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.7. Through technology, we find strength
1. Brexit means Brexit.2. Taking back control.3. Get Brexit done.4. No deal is better than a bad deal.5. Brexit betrayal.6. Brexit dividend.7. Brexit uncertainty.8. Brexit chaos.9. Brexit negotiations.10. Brexit backstop.
1. Though you are no longer with us, your love and guidance continue to light our way from heaven.2. Mom, your presence may be in heaven, but your love remains in our hearts forever.3. In every moment, in every memory, we feel your love watching over us from heaven.4. Heaven gained an angel,
1. Happiness is homemade.2. Life is short, lick the spoon.3. The kitchen is the heart of the home.4. Cooking is love made visible.5. Good food, good mood.6. Eat, drink, and be cozy.7. Bake the world a better place.8. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.9.
1. I am the way, the truth, and the life. - John 14:62. For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:113. Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, pre
Sure! Here are some local sayings, expressions, and idioms from different regions around the world:1. Break a leg - This is a common expression in the theater world to wish someone good luck before a performance.2. Bite the bullet - This means to endure a painful or difficult situation with cour
1. Made with love and stitches2. A patchwork of memories3. Handmade with care4. Stitched with love, wrapped in warmth5. A labor of love6. Quilted with memories7. A cozy hug in fabric form8. Sewn with love, cherished forever9. Every stitch tells a story10. Wrapped in warmth, stitch
1. Do not be a slave to others when Allah has created you free.2. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character.3. The tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things. So guard your tongue and speak only that which is good.4. Patience is the key to success. Trus
1. Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul - and sings the tunes without the words - and never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson2. Healing may not be so much about getting better, as about letting go of everything that isn't you - all of the expectations, all of the beliefs - and b
1. Buck stops here.2. Buck up!3. Buck the trend.4. Buck for luck.5. Buck the system.6. Buck wild.7. Buck for change.8. Buck the odds.9. Buck for a cause.10. Buck the trend.