And then funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
Above is And then funny sayings.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.7. The grass is always greener on the other side.
1. Love is the noblest emotion that binds hearts together in a bond of pure and selfless affection.2. In the eyes of love, nobleness shines brightly, illuminating the path of compassion and understanding.3. True love is a noble pursuit, requiring courage, patience, and unwavering commitment.4.
Here are some life quotes and sayings that would make great wallpapers:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown3. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll4.
1. Knowledge is sweet, just like candy.2. Learning is a treat for the mind, like candy for the soul.3. Education is the sweetest gift you can give yourself, like candy for the brain.4. Just as candy brings joy to the taste buds, education brings joy to the mind.5. Satisfy your craving for k
1. It's not about overpowering an enemy. It's about taking away what power they have. - Jotaro Kujo2. Your next line is... - Joseph Joestar3. I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream! - Giorno Giovanna4. I reject my humanity, JoJo! - Dio Brando5. Yare yare daze. - Jotaro Kujo6. I'll judge you! -
1. Phosphate: Powering growth and vitality.2. Fueling life with the energy of phosphate.3. Phosphate: Essential for a thriving world.4. From soil to cells, phosphate powers it all.5. Harnessing the strength of phosphate for a brighter future.6. Phosphate: Building blocks of life.7. Empo
1. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller2. Teamwork makes the dream work. - John C. Maxwell3. Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. - Henry Ford4. Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collabora
1. Lady in red2. Time of the month3. Aunt Flo is visiting4. On the rag5. Shark week6. Code red7. Monthly visitor8. Crimson tide9. Moon time10. The curse
1. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb2. In the waves of change, we find our true direction. - Unknown3. Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that nobody knows about. - Unknown4. You can't st
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.5. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.6