Andy andrews 50 famous parental sayings

1. "Because I said so, that's why."

2. "Don't make me come up there."

3. "I'm not asking, I'm telling."

4. "Do as I say, not as I do."

5. "Money doesn't grow on trees."

6. "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

7. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

8. "You'll understand when you're older."

9. "Don't talk back to me."

10. "I'm not your friend, I'm your parent."

11. "Don't make me count to three."

12. "You'll thank me one day."

13. "Do you think I'm made of money?"

14. "Do you think this is a hotel?"

15. "You'll appreciate it when you have kids of your own."

16. "I'm not here to be your friend, I'm here to be your parent."

17. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

18. "I'm not going to say it again."

19. "Do I look like a maid to you?"

20. "You're grounded."

21. "You're not going out dressed like that."

22. "You'll eat what I cook or you won't eat at all."

23. "I'm not running a taxi service."

24. "You're not too old for a spanking."

25. "Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap."

26. "I'm not here to entertain you."

27. "I'm not a mind reader, use your words."

28. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

29. "I'm not here to be your personal ATM."

30. "I'm not your personal chauffeur."

31. "You're not going anywhere until your room is clean."

32. "You're not going out until you finish your homework."

33. "I'm not going to say it again."

34. "You'll understand when you're older."

35. "I'm not going to argue with you."

36. "You're not too old for a time-out."

37. "I'm not going to tolerate that behavior."

38. "You're not too old for a curfew."

39. "I'm not going to baby you forever."

40. "I'm not going to bail you out every time."

41. "I'm not going to fight your battles for you."

42. "I'm not going to let you off the hook that easily."

43. "I'm not going to let you walk all over me."

44. "I'm not going to let you get away with that."

45. "I'm not going to let you manipulate me."

46. "I'm not going to let you have the last word."

47. "I'm not going to let you push my buttons."

48. "I'm not going to let you disrespect me."

49. "I'm not going to let you take advantage of me."

50. "I'm not going to let you think you can get away with anything."

Above is Andy andrews 50 famous parental sayings.

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