Animated funny quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Schitts creek sayings best wishes

Best wishes, warmest regards! - Moira Rose

Clever shamrock sayings

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Kenya moore sayings

1. I'm gone with the wind fabulous!2. Don't come for me unless I send for you.3. I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a businesswoman.4. I'm twirling on my haters.5. I'm a queen, and queens don't compete with hoes.6. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money.7. I'm not a housewife

Silly sayings about cats

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Motivational sayings for social media

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Hoorah marine sayings

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Medicine proverbs sayings

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.2. Laughter is the best medicine.3. Prevention is better than cure.4. Good health is true wealth.5. A healthy outside starts from the inside.6. The first wealth is health.7. He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything.8. Medic

Birthday sayings for my husband

1. Happy birthday to the love of my life, my rock, and my best friend. Here's to many more years of laughter and love together.2. To my amazing husband on his special day, may your birthday be filled with joy, love, and all the happiness in the world.3. On your birthday, I want you to know how

Funny shirt sayings baby

1. I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner.2. I'm the reason we can't have nice things.3. Naptime is my cardio.4. I'm the boss, applesauce.5. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.6. I do my own stunts... in my crib.7. I'm the reason mommy drinks coffee.8. I'm not a morning person, I'm

Sayings about black and white photos

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