April fool sayings jokes

1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

2. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

3. "I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, 'You.'"

4. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!"

5. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

6. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!"

7. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

8. "I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I can't give you that, Dave.'"

9. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."

10. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

Above is April fool sayings jokes.

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