April fools sayings
1. "I'm not saying you're gullible, but I could sell you air and you'd buy it."
2. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
10. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding."
Above is April fools sayings.
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