April sayings funny
1. "April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"
2. "April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true."
3. "April is the month when the green returns, and the birds begin to sing... and the IRS takes all your money."
4. "April is the month when the green returns, and the birds begin to sing... and then you remember you have allergies."
5. "April is the month of fools, and the biggest fool is the one who thinks they can control the weather."
6. "April is like a second chance at New Year's resolutions. Except now you have to wear shorts."
7. "April is the month that starts with a joke and ends with everyone realizing that the joke is on them."
8. "April is the month when you can't trust anyone or anything, thanks to April Fool's Day."
9. "April is the month when Mother Nature finally decides to stop playing games and just pick a season already."
10. "April is the month when you can finally start using the excuse 'Sorry, I can't make it, I'm allergic to spring.'"
Above is April sayings funny.
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