Archery sayings funny

1. "Archery: where even the bulls-eye can't escape my aim!"

2. "I don't always hit the target, but when I do, it's a total fluke."

3. "Archery: making Robin Hood look like a beginner since forever."

4. "My arrows have a mind of their own... and it's not always a smart one."

5. "Archery: the only sport where missing the target is still considered a win."

6. "I shoot like Cupid, but with less love and more chaos."

7. "My arrows have a better chance of hitting the moon than the target."

8. "Archery: the art of gracefully missing the mark."

9. "I'm not a bad archer, I just have a unique way of defining 'bulls-eye'."

10. "My aim is so bad, even the wind feels sorry for me."

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