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February quotes and sayings

1. February is the shortest month, but it is full of love and warmth. 2. In February, let your heart be your guide and love be your compass. 3. February is the month of love, but also a time to show kindness and compassion to all. 4. February brings the promise of new beginnings and the hope

Short fortune cookie sayings

1. Good things come to those who wait.2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.3. You will find happiness in unexpected places.4. Success is just around the corner.5. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.6. Opportunities are everywhere, seize them.7. Your hard

Hats funny sayings

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.5. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.6. I'm not a control freak,

Growth mindset sayings

1. I can learn from my mistakes and use them as stepping stones to success.2. Challenges are opportunities for growth and learning.3. I am capable of achieving anything with hard work and dedication.4. Failure is not the end, but a chance to begin again more intelligently.5. I embrace chall

Banner sayings for funeral flowers

1. Forever in our hearts2. In loving memory3. Rest in peace4. Gone but never forgotten5. In loving memory of a beautiful soul6. Always in our thoughts7. In loving memory of a life well lived8. Forever remembered, forever missed9. Cherished memories live on10. In loving memory of a

Sayings as white as a baker shirt

Pure as freshly fallen snowClean as a blank canvasWhite as a dove's featherSpotless as a cloudless skyPure as a lily's petalClear as a crystalWhite as a pearlFresh as a clean sheetPure as a newborn babyWhite as a wedding dress

Happy 1 year anniversary sayings

1. Cheers to one year of love, laughter, and memories. Here's to many more to come!2. Happy anniversary to the one who makes my heart skip a beat every day. I love you more than words can express.3. One year down, forever to go. I am grateful for every moment spent with you. Happy anniversary!

Business sayings for new year

1. New year, new opportunities for success.2. Start the year strong and finish even stronger.3. In the new year, let your business goals be bigger than your fears.4. Embrace change in the new year and watch your business thrive.5. May the new year bring prosperity and growth to your busines

Birthday sayings including bike jumps

1. Another year older, another bike jump conquered!2. Life is like a bike jump - the higher you go, the more exhilarating the ride!3. A birthday is the perfect time to take a leap of faith, just like a daring bike jump.4. May your birthday be filled with thrilling bike jumps and exciting adve

Girl firefighter quotes and sayings

1. I am a firefighter. I am a woman. I am strong, brave, and capable. 2. She believed she could, so she did. Firefighter, woman, hero. 3. Fearless, fierce, and feminine. That's me, a girl firefighter. 4. Saving lives, breaking stereotypes. Girl power in the fire service. 5. Fire doesn't dis