As mean as sayings
1. "You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."
2. "You're as pleasant as a porcupine in a balloon factory."
3. "You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "You're as sharp as a bowling ball."
5. "You're as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
6. "You're as charming as a toothache."
7. "You're as helpful as a chocolate teapot."
8. "You're as pleasant as a kick in the teeth."
9. "You're as sweet as vinegar."
10. "You're as bright as a black hole."
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