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Funny bachelorette sayings and quotes

1. Last fling before the ring!2. Buy me a shot, I'm tying the knot!3. I said yes to the dress, now let's party!4. Pop the champagne, I'm changing my last name!5. Goodbye single life, hello wife!6. He liked it so he put a ring on it!7. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after!8.

Department store sayings

1. Retail therapy is the best therapy.2. Shop 'til you drop!3. Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.4. When in doubt, go shopping.5. Life is short, buy the shoes.6. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy clothes, and that's kind of the same thing.7. Shopping is my car

Cruising sayings

1. Smooth sailing2. Anchors aweigh3. Sail away4. Riding the waves5. Into the blue6. Navigating the open sea7. Wind in your sails8. Setting course9. Lost at sea10. Living the dream

Japanese sayings about beauty

1. 美しいものは決して無駄ではない。(Utsukushii mono wa kesshite muda dewa nai) - Beauty is never wasted.2. 美しい花はいつもどこかで咲いている。(Utsukushii hana wa itsumo dokoka de saite iru) - Beautiful flowers are always blooming somewhere.3. 美しさは心の中からやってくる。(Utsukushisa wa kokoro no naka kara yatte kuru) - Beauty comes from within

Funny dinosaur jokes sayings

1. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? To tie one on!2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!3. What do you call a dinosaur with an excellent vocabulary? A thesaurus!4. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!5. Why can't you hear a pte

Hockey sayings for shirts

1. Skate hard, play harder2. Chase your dreams, puck first3. Hockey is my happy place4. Eat, sleep, hockey, repeat5. Defend the ice6. Hockey hair, don't care7. Puck yeah!8. In hockey we trust9. Hockey is life, the rest is just details10. Keep calm and play hockey

Sayings from the cross

1. Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:342. Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise. - Luke 23:433. Woman, behold your son. Son, behold your mother. - John 19:26-274. My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? - Matthew 27:465. I thirst. - John

Looking after snake sayings

1. Handle a snake with care, for even a dead one can still bite. 2. A snake will always be a snake, no matter how well you treat it. 3. Keep your eyes on the snake, for it may strike when you least expect it. 4. Taming a snake is a dangerous game, for its nature will always prevail. 5. Bewa

Christmas greeting card sayings to teachers

1. Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with joy and gratitude for all that you do. Thank you for being an amazing teacher!2. May your Christmas be as bright and cheerful as the smiles you bring to your students' faces. Happy Holidays, dear teacher!3. Warmest wishes to a wonderful teacher this

Anthem sayings

1. United we stand, divided we fall.2. In unity, strength.3. One nation, one voice.4. Proud to be a part of something greater.5. Together we thrive, alone we struggle.6. E pluribus unum (Out of many, one).7. Rise as one, shine as one.8. Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.9