As slow as funny sayings

As slow as a snail with a limp, trying to outrun a turtle in quicksand.

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Catchy lamb sayings

1. Silence of the lambs? More like 'Baa-silence of the lambs'!2. Ewe can't touch this!3. Fleece Navidad!4. Don't be sheepish, go for it!5. Shear determination leads to success.6. Wool you be my friend?7. Life is better with a little lamb-entation.8. Ewe-nique and fabulous!9. Don't f

Funny eating quotes and sayings

1. I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.2. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.3. I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food.4. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.5. I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist.6. I'm not a snackaho

Nicr sayings in love

1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine. - Maya Angelou3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true. -

Dirty fifty birthday sayings

1. Fifty and fabulous, just like fine wine.2. Fifty and thriving, not just surviving.3. Turning fifty, but feeling thirty.4. Half a century old, but still young at heart.5. Fifty is the new fabulous.6. Age is just a number, and mine is fifty.7. Fifty and fabulous, with no signs of slowi

Austrian national sayings

1. Es ist nicht alles Gold, was glänzt. (Not everything that glitters is gold)2. Wer rastet, der rostet. (He who rests, rusts)3. Aller Anfang ist schwer. (All beginnings are difficult)4. Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. (The early bird catches the worm)5. In der Ruhe liegt die Kraft. (Stren

Sayings background

Every cloud has a silver lining.Actions speak louder than words.The early bird catches the worm.Where there's a will, there's a way.Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.Good things come to those who wait.Better late than never.Fortune favors the bold.Rome wasn't

Old sayings about hard work

1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.2. The fruit of your own hard work is the sweetest.3. Hard work never killed anybody.4. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.5. Hard work is the key to success.6. Success is the result of perfection, ha

Sayings about youtself

1. I am the author of my own story.2. I am a work in progress, constantly evolving and growing.3. I am capable of achieving anything I set my mind to.4. I am unique, with my own strengths and weaknesses.5. I am worthy of love, respect, and happiness.6. I am resilient, able to overcome any

40 years of marriage sayings for invites

1. Celebrating 40 years of love and laughter2. Four decades of love, laughter, and memories3. Join us as we celebrate 40 years of marriage4. Forty years of love, laughter, and happily ever after5. A lifetime of love and commitment – 40 years strong6. 40 years of love, laughter, and cheris

Growing sayings

1. A tree grows strong with its roots deep in the ground.2. Like a seedling, growth takes time and patience.3. The flower that blooms in adversity is the most beautiful of all.4. A garden requires tender care and attention to flourish.5. Just as the sun nurtures the plants, positivity nurtu