Attention span sayings

1. "Short attention span? I wouldn't say that I have a short attention span, I just... oh look, a squirrel!"

2. "My attention span is like a goldfish, but with less swimming and more distractions."

3. "I have the attention span of a toddler in a toy store."

4. "My attention span is shorter than a Vine video."

5. "I have the attention span of a hummingbird on a sugar rush."

6. "My attention span is like a TV remote with a dying battery - constantly changing channels."

7. "My attention span is shorter than a Snapchat story."

8. "I have the attention span of a puppy in a room full of squeaky toys."

9. "My attention span is like a browser with too many tabs open."

10. "I have the attention span of a cat watching a laser pointer."

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Bulgarian sayings funny

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