1. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
3. "Flat out like a lizard drinking."
4. "Mad as a cut snake."
5. "About as subtle as a kick in the teeth."
6. "She'll be right, mate."
7. "Happy as a pig in mud."
8. "Not the full quid."
9. "Built like a brick shithouse."
10. "As rare as rocking horse shit."
Above is Aussie humor sayings.
1. Books are a window to the world.2. You can never have too many books.3. Books are a treasure trove of knowledge.4. Books are a friend that never lets you down.5. Books are food for the soul.6. Books open doors to new possibilities.7. A room without books is like a body without a soul
1. I have a beer belly, but it's more of a storage unit for my love of alcohol.2. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur of fine spirits.3. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.4. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.5. I drink to m
1. A child's feet, like the flowers in spring, bring joy and light to everything.2. Little feet leave big imprints on our hearts.3. The pitter-patter of tiny feet is the sweetest sound in the world.4. Children's feet may be small, but they leave behind big footprints of love.5. In the dance
1. Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts forever.2. Grief is the price we pay for love.3. Dogs may only be a part of our lives, but to them, we are their whole world.4. The pain of losing a dog is worth the joy they bring into our lives.5. Dogs may only be a part of our lives, but to them, we
1. Join us for a roarin' good time at [Child's Name]'s 5th Birthday Bash!2. Hop on over to celebrate [Child's Name]'s 5th Birthday!3. Calling all superheroes to [Child's Name]'s 5th Birthday Adventure!4. Get ready to party with [Child's Name] at their 5th Birthday Fiesta!5. Come bounce and
1. A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart.2. Grandpas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.3. Grandpas are a delightful blend of laughter, caring deeds, wonderful stories, and love.4. Grandpas are like stars, you don't always see
Here are some sayings from various religious texts that are attributed to God:1. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:11 (Bible)2. And We have certainly created man and We know what his
1. A little prince is on the way, come celebrate with us on this special day!2. Blue or pink, what do you think? It's a boy, let's celebrate with joy!3. Twinkle, twinkle little star, a baby boy is not too far. Join us for a shower to remember!4. Tiny hands and tiny feet, a baby boy we can't w
1. The hump of a camel is not a burden for it.2. Don't let a small hump in the road be the end of your journey.3. Sometimes you have to go over the hump to reach the other side.4. Life is full of ups and downs, but it's how you handle the humps that matters.5. The hump is just a temporary o
1. បង្ករស្រីត្រូវបានបង្ករប្រសិន (Bongkra srei trov ban bongkra prosan) - A beautiful pot must be placed on a beautiful stand.2. មិនមានខ្លួនទេ ដែលមានគឺជាកម្មសិទ្ធ (Min mean khluon te, dael mean kheuch kheuch chheu chhitt) - It's not about what you have, it's about what you do with what you have.3