1. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
3. "Flat out like a lizard drinking."
4. "About as subtle as a kick in the teeth."
5. "He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
6. "Mad as a cut snake."
7. "As rare as rocking horse droppings."
8. "As happy as a dog with two tails."
9. "As full as a goog."
10. "He's got a face like a dropped pie."
Above is Australian sayings funny.
1. Y2K bug2. I want my MTV3. Talk to the hand4. As if!5. All that and a bag of chips6. Don't go there7. You go, girl!8. What's the 411?9. Gettin' jiggy with it10. Booyah!
1. Love is the greatest adventure. 2. Love is the answer, no matter the question. 3. Love is the key to happiness. 4. Love is a language that everyone understands. 5. Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes. 6. Love is a journey, not a destinatio
1. Sleigh All Day in My PJs2. Fa La La La Llama Pajamas3. Jingle All the Way to Bed4. Merry and Bright in My PJs Tonight5. Santa's Favorite Pajamas6. All I Want for Christmas is More Pajamas7. Ho Ho Home for the Holidays in My PJs8. Snuggle Up in Christmas Cheer9. Christmas Cookies
1. Salsa is like life - the more variety you add, the more flavorful it becomes.2. Dance like no one is watching, salsa like everyone is.3. Salsa is the music of the soul, the rhythm of the heart.4. In salsa, as in life, the key is to find the perfect balance of spice and sweetness.5. Salsa
1. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller2. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. - Blaise Pascal3. The heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb4. The heart that gives, gathe
1. A kitchen without a cutting board is like a painter without a canvas.2. The cutting board is the heart of the kitchen.3. Chop it like it's hot.4. A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one on a cutting board.5. The best memories are made gathered around the cutting board.6. Cookin
La vie est un long fleuve tranquille - Life is a long, calm riverPetit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid - Little by little, the bird builds its nestQui vivra verra - He who lives will seeRome ne s'est pas faite en un jour - Rome wasn't built in a dayChacun voit midi à sa porte - Everyone see
1. LUVMYCAR2. CRUISIN3. VROOM4. DRIVEON5. CARPE DM6. FAST4U7. RIDENHI8. ZOOMIN9. REVUP10. ONROAD
1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one. - Brad Paisley3. New year, new beginnings, new opportunities. Let's make it a year to remember. 4. May the new year bring you joy, peace,
1. Tis the season to be jolly!2. May your days be merry and bright.3. All I want for Christmas is you.4. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.5. Merry everything and a happy always.6. Jingle all the way!7. Have yourself a merry little Christmas.8. Fa la la la la, la la la la.9. War