Baby shower card sayings funny
1. "Congratulations on the upcoming arrival of your little poop machine!"
2. "Get ready for sleepless nights and endless diaper changes - but it's all worth it for that adorable little face!"
3. "May your baby be as cute as you were... before you had kids!"
4. "Here's to surviving the chaos of parenthood - one diaper at a time!"
5. "Welcome to the world of spit-up, sleep deprivation, and pure joy. Enjoy the ride!"
6. "Babies are like little bundles of joy wrapped in a blanket of chaos. Embrace it all!"
7. "Parenthood: the only job where you can be on call 24/7 and still have the best boss ever!"
8. "Congratulations on your new tiny dictator - may they rule your hearts with love and laughter!"
9. "Remember, you can always sleep when the baby sleeps... or you can catch up on laundry. Your choice!"
10. "Wishing you all the sleepless nights and messy moments that come with parenthood - and all the love that makes it worth it!"
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