Back to college funny sayings
1. "College is the only place where you can learn about the world and still have no idea what you're doing with your life."
2. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a different time zone... the 'due date' time zone."
3. "College: where you pay thousands of dollars to learn how to survive on a few hours of sleep and ramen noodles."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a college student."
5. "The only thing I've mastered in college is the art of pretending to look busy when the professor walks by."
6. "College is like a rollercoaster ride - lots of ups and downs, and you might throw up at the end."
7. "I have a love-hate relationship with college: I love the weekends, but hate the weekdays."
8. "College: where you can sleep through your alarm, miss your class, and still somehow pass the exam."
9. "I'm not a student, I'm a professional multitasker. I can study, text, and nap all at the same time."
10. "College is the only place where it's acceptable to wear pajamas to class and call it 'fashion'."
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