1. "I brake for nothing, not even pedestrians"
2. "My other car is a tank"
3. "I don't stop for stop signs, they're just suggestions"
4. "Honk if you love tailgating"
5. "I'd rather be texting and driving"
6. "My driving scares me too"
7. "I'm not speeding, I'm just driving faster than you"
8. "If you can read this, you're too close"
9. "I'm not a good driver, I'm just lucky"
10. "I drive like a maniac and I'm proud of it"
Above is Bad bumper sticker sayings.
1. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.2. Love is being stupid together.3. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.4. Love is sharing your popcorn.5. Love is being married to your best friend... until they leave the toothpaste cap
1. You're the milk to my cookie2. Love is sweet, just like this cookie3. You're one smart cookie4. You're the chocolate chips to my cookie5. I love you more than cookies6. You're the sprinkles on my cookie7. Life is better with cookies and you8. You're the icing on my cookie9. You'r
1. Ninja, go!2. Spinjitzu!3. Only a true ninja can master the elements.4. The power is inside you, just believe in yourself.5. Protect Ninjago at all costs.6. Together, we are stronger.7. The path to greatness is paved with courage and determination.8. Fear is a choice, but bravery is
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!2. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, you timeless soul!3. Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. Happy birthday, you beautiful soul!4. Another year old
1. Sweet success awaits!2. Cap off your achievement with a cupcake!3. You're a smart cookie... and a cupcake connoisseur!4. Here's to a future as bright as frosting!5. Congratulations, you've earned your just desserts!6. You've risen to the occasion - now enjoy a cupcake!7. Graduation:
1. Life is a party, dress like it! - Audrey Hepburn2. Dance like nobody's watching. 3. Let's party like it's 1999! 4. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories. 5. Life is a party, so dance like it's your last night on earth. 6. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.
1. Christmas candles always burn bright, filling our hearts with warmth and light.2. The glow of a Christmas candle is a gentle reminder of the love and joy of the season.3. May the light of the Christmas candle guide you through the darkness and bring you peace and hope.4. A single candle ca
1. He shoots, he scores!2. What a save by the goalie!3. And the crowd goes wild!4. A beautiful pass sets up the goal!5. The defense is really stepping up their game.6. That was a bone-crushing hit!7. The puck is loose in front of the net!8. And we have a penalty coming up.9. The pow
1. For the Horde!2. Lok'tar Ogar!3. Victory or death!4. Time is money, friend.5. The light shall burn you!6. Ancestors watch over you.7. Blood and thunder!8. For Azeroth!9. May your blades never dull.10. Strength and honor.
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