Bad confucius sayings
1. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
2. Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
3. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
4. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
5. Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.
6. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
7. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
8. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
9. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
10. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Above is Bad confucius sayings.
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